I'll give you eight reasons why you should buy this Mini Tarantula; 1) he's not a REAL tarantula, 2) no webs to clean, 3) you can get over your arachnophobia through exposure therapy, 4) you don't have to see it eat bugs, 5) other spiders in your house will cower in fear at its sheer size, 6) he's a very…
Sit on a chair! Sit on a throne! Sit on this...toadstool? While a "stool" does sound like a comfy place to put your rear, in this particular case you would also be smooshing a cute little amphibian. So don't do that.
Rest in peace to all the Squishables that have come and gone before this one. Not a lot of time for digging holes right now so apparently they all had to be buried under one shared tombstone. Sorry guys!
