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Mini Squishable Kelpie
- $28.99
- In Scottish folklore, the Kelpie will appear as a horse or a human in the water, and lure people to their demise! I would like to note that this particular Kelpie won't magically turn into a human while you're cuddling it. Or try to tempt you to a watery grave. Which is good.
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Mini Tarantula
- $28.99
- I'll give you eight reasons why you should buy this Mini Tarantula; 1) he's not a REAL tarantula, 2) no webs to clean, 3) you can get over your arachnophobia through exposure therapy, 4) you don't have to see it eat bugs, 5) other spiders in your house will cower in fear at its sheer size, 6) he's a very…
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Mini Toadstool Squishable
- $28.99
- Sit on a chair! Sit on a throne! Sit on this...toadstool? While a "stool" does sound like a comfy place to put your rear, in this particular case you would also be smooshing a cute little amphibian. So don't do that.
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